Forever Nap

from Slippery Soliloquy by General Joystick

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A deathbed extreme unction is my final fantasy
A priest will surely calm my agony
Now sprinkle holy water, and forgive all my sins
But then (hey hey) I’m greeting by three very cheeky grins

My kids all stand around me, won’t let me die in peace
Let me air my grievances so I will feel relieved
Someone owes me money, it’s still not in my hand
I’ll close my eyes and count to 5, by then I might be dead

I’ve lived a good life
And that was that
I’ll take a forever nap
All in all it was a blast
It’s time to hit the sack
Won’t miss dealing with your crap

My kids don’t really love me they only want my things
They’ve made sure that I signed my will they want to live like kings
Bobby gets my left shoe, Tommy takes my beef stew
Timmy gains my talent for kung fu and ju jitsu

I have one last confession I want you boys to know
That I’m not really dying I just have some lumbago
I’m embarrassed of my spawn, their priorities are wrong
Please don’t try to find me cause I’m going going gone

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from Slippery Soliloquy, released October 1, 2021

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General Joystick Gainesville, Florida

📍Gainesville, FL
🎸🎹Alternative/ instrumental music project led by
Ken Fritz
🎧105 released tracks

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